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Eli was bought as a souvenir at a highway rest stop for a trucker's son. He was a reminder of a father who was never around. When the trucker deserted his family, Eli was thrown to the curb as a painful reminder of a father who won't be back.
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Granger is a captive of his own evil deeds, the voices in his head constantly reminds him what he is. He tries to find redemption in himself, a task far out of reach. His body is his jail cell, trapped behind the steel bars and barbed wire of his mind.
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Mazey was created from scraps of other soft and luxurious items. Over and over the seamstress repeated how magnificent her toy would be, "This will be the most beautiful bear!" When the last stitch of thread was sewn, she gasped with horror and died. Brainwashed by things her maker would say, Mazey now sits in a satin lined hatbox staring into her mirror for hours on end.
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Mundy's body was discarded in the corner of a garage with various rusty tools and other junk forgotten about long ago. Horribly disfigured and soft no more, his face is harsh from bolts that hide away the horrors within.
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Sheldon has spent a lifetime of trudging through the darkness in the hopes of finding something more. Restless and groggy he roams past the bedrooms of sleeping children. He searches for his special resting spot, looking to find a companion to hold him tight and tell him he is loved. Loneliness is so tiring it can drive one insane.
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Hester is labeled as a geek. He rebuilds his grey matter by keeping his snout buried in books. Cursed with a brain that never stops analyzing, his mind is brimming with numbers and equations. Hester Golem is 6" tall and freakishly plush. He comes dressed in a tattered jacket and pants. A gaping hole in the center of his chest is infested with slimy bugs. They use his body as a home and he uses them for companionship. Straight from the morgue, he arrives with a toe tag and is zipped up in a body bag.
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Granger is a captive of his own evil deeds, the voices in his head constantly reminds him what he is. He tries to find redemption in himself, a task far out of reach. His body is his jail cell, trapped behind the steel bars and barbed wire of his mind.
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Rita is quick to battle whatever gets in her way. Out of control, she's a storm of anger. Before she gives a beat down with her bat, her bulging red eyes look directly into her victim and a smirk runs across her face.
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This is our first ever Graphic Novel. This comic is stuffed with ghoulish tales that really bring our bears to life... or at least make them undead. Brimming with color, attitude and a morbid sense of humor, each story is illustrated by a different artist further enforcing the unpredictable disposition of zombie teddies. Join us and delve into Teddy Scares to a level never before attainable.
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This issue is packed full of hilarious hijinks by your favorite furry creations. Each story grants you deeper access into the psyche of our beloved bears. Ape Entertainments second Teddy Scares Graphic Novel is loaded with 6 stories to help you understand their morbid nature. The demented writings of Jim Hankins will be your guide through the bears roguery.
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Just because our bears amble around in a dump all day doesn't mean that they don't have important things to do. To make sure they never miss a beating or scheduled massacre, they needed a calendar. So we created one and decided to share it with you. We promise that there are no unicorns, country barn scenes or puppies in our calendar pages. Pure plush, pure evil. That's what we do. Supplying you with a new Teddy Scares image every month in 2008, you will look forward to checking on your own demented deadlines. .
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Just in case there are any questions, lets clear it up
right now... we are Clearly Psycho. You can be too in
this olive colored short-sleeve junior tee. This
larger than life Redmond stands in anticipation for
those who don't heed his warning.
Junior S/S Tee (Olive)
Available in sizes S-XL
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Edwin's broken heart emanates utter sadness. Even the
rose he grips has been blackened by his despair. At
times we all feel a little Dead on the Inside. Share
in Edwin's misery when you wear this dark red
short-sleeve junior tee. Misery loves company.
Junior S/S Tee (Dark Red)
Available in sizes S-XL
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Her piercing red eyes look deep into the souls of
others, striking inescapable fear. Complete with a bat
and a bad attitude Rita waits in rage. Looking like a
bear at the breaking point, Rita is Nobody's Toy! This
chocolate colored short-sleeve junior tee will let
everyone know you aren't their toy either.
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Wielding his bloody axe to hunt down those who torment you, Redmond has Mayhem on the Mind. His in your face design and fixated stare will send those weaker humans running in fear. This long-sleeve junior t-shirt hoodie has a wide neck style and is available in asphalt grey. This will help you to stay warm when society turns a cold shoulder.
Junior L/S T-shirt Wide Neck Hoodie (Asphalt Grey)
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Encircled by a wreath of dead roses, Edwin stands amazed that no one loves him. Gasping in disbelief and stunned by a cruel world, he illustrates his brokeness by the growing line of shattered hearts on back. This long-sleeve black t-shirt hoodie with wide neck allows you to support Edwin's plight to fill the emptiness inside.
Junior L/S T-shirt Wide Neck Hoodie (Black)
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Rita is all attitude from the top of her earrings to the bottom of her black platform boots. Just in case you can't tell from the front of this asphalt colored long-sleeve t-shirt hoodie, the back will put Rita's feelings into plain english for you - "Revenge is Good". The comfortable wide neck line keeps you relaxed - let Rita handle any problems.
Junior L/S T-shirt Wide Neck Hoodie (Asphalt Grey)
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Tofu is a friendly zombie, created from a botched laboratory experiment. If Tofu loses his tofu-brain, he turns into a dangerous zombie creature, craving human flesh! This 7” PVC collectible toy with removable tofu brain has 5 points of articulation. Tofu comes on a removable base and will be your best friend until he loses his tofu brain! Tofu is a friendly zombie, created from a botched experiment in Professor Vost's laboratory. Monkey # 5, one of Vost's lab animals, stuffed a block of tofu into the zombie boy's open skull after accidentally losing the brain. As a result, Tofu eats only vegetables and grains and has no taste for human meat. However, if Tofu ever loses his "tofu-brain", he turns into a dangerous zombie creature, craving human flesh.
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Tofu is a friendly zombie, created from a botched laboratory experiment. If Tofu loses his tofu-brain, he turns into a dangerous zombie creature, craving human flesh! This 7” PVC collectible toy with removable tofu brain has 5 points of articulation. Tofu comes on a removable base and will be your best friend until he loses his tofu brain! Tofu is a friendly zombie, created from a botched experiment in Professor Vost's laboratory. Monkey # 5, one of Vost's lab animals, stuffed a block of tofu into the zombie boy's open skull after accidentally losing the brain. As a result, Tofu eats only vegetables and grains and has no taste for human meat. However, if Tofu ever loses his "tofu-brain", he turns into a dangerous zombie creature, craving human flesh. Granger is a captive of his own evil deeds, the voices in his head constantly reminds him what he is. He tries to find redemption in himself, a task far out of reach. His body is his jail cell, trapped behind the steel bars and barbed wire of his mind. Together in this exclusive package!
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Tofu is a friendly zombie, created from a botched laboratory experiment. If Tofu loses his tofu-brain, he turns into a dangerous zombie creature, craving human flesh! This 7” PVC collectible toy with removable tofu brain has 5 points of articulation. Tofu comes on a removable base and will be your best friend until he loses his tofu brain! Hester is labeled as a geek. He rebuilds his grey matter by keeping his snout buried in books. Cursed with a brain that never stops analyzing, his mind is brimming with numbers and equations. Hester Golem is 6” tall and freakishly plush. He comes dressed in a tattered jacket and pants. A gaping hole in the center of his chest is infested with slimy bugs.
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Tofu is a friendly zombie, created from a botched laboratory experiment. If Tofu loses his tofu-brain, he turns into a dangerous zombie creature, craving human flesh! This 7” PVC collectible toy with removable tofu brain has 5 points of articulation. Tofu comes on a removable base and will be your best friend until he loses his tofu brain! Rita is quick to battle whatever gets in her way. Out of control, she's a storm of anger. Before she gives a beat down with her bat, her bulging red eyes look directly into her victim and a smirk runs across her face. Together in this exclusive package!
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